don’t trust those mattress guys…

Well, you are looking for a mattress. Have you found our dirty little secrets… 1 ½” sag … price and purity guarantees so that you can’t find a similar product... meaningless warranties… fine print so we won’t take your product back… the name game… So, you probably want to run for the hills. And, if we gave you information, it would be bias so that we could get you to buy one of our mattresses. So, go use Google and decide for yourself. Wait, we can’t trust Google either? They know everything about us and are probably listening to us right now.

our 25 year prorated, limited warranty

Knowing is half the battle.
So, please peruse it so that there aren’t any surprises later on.

our guarantees.

Why do mattress companies always have to guarantee something? (lowest price guarantee, purest mattress guarantee, etc.) Are they insecure? Well, we are. So, we thought that we would make some up to sound important.

searching for the perfect mattress…

We could lie to you (which is what we are suppose to do to get you to buy) and tell you what you want to hear, but once you get the mattress, you’d call and yell at us. And, we are very sensitive and can’t handle it. So, we’ll tell you good luck finding the perfect mattress because like the tooth fairy and leprechauns, it doesn’t exist.

test driving a mattress.

Yes. There really is a way to properly try out mattress. And, it doesn’t involve walking around an organic mattress store and pushing on the bed with your hand.

Go in loose, comfortable clothes similar to what you would wear to sleep. If you sleep in the nude, please don’t go to the store naked.
Let go of your inhibitions. Get comfortable. Take your shoes off. And, lie down on the mattress.
Lie in your natural sleep position for at least fifteen minutes. This will feel like an eternity in a mattress store. So, bring along something to read or do.
When lying down, pay attention to how it feels.

Side Sleeper: find a mattress that puts the least amount of pressure on your shoulders and hips while keeping your spine straight. If you feel your hand falling asleep or your hip hurting after 15 minutes, try another.
Back Sleeper: look for a mattress that fills in the curve of your spine the best will keeping it straight.
Stomach Sleeper: try to find a firm mattress that keeps the natural curve of the spine.

other mattress brands…

Like our mother always said, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” So, check them out and decide for yourself.

Manufacturers

Others…
(private labels, non-manufacturers, etc.)

There may be more. Sorry if we missed any. Maybe, we did it intentionally.